Found a new kind of subway asshole! This fartknocker in blue got on and leaned his full body against a pole that a bunch of people were holding. Everyone else has since removed their hands, but I’m going anywhere because I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
Oh i know this asshole well.
Last week, ran into one. I tapped him on the shoulder and said “hey man, you probably shouldn’t lean on the pole.” And he looked at me a little surprised and a little bit like a hardass. And said, “Ok, sorry. I didn’t know I was doing anything wrong.” But he said it in a way that was kind of sarcastic? And I said “Oh don’t worry about it, man,” pretending to miss the sarcasm entirely, which I think just made him more embarrassed and mad. Not satisfied with the results of our encounter, he said to me 10 seconds later, “Is this alright now? Am I doing it right?” and I said, “Yeah, man, that’s much better.”
the best way to educate jerks is to just pretend that they didn’t know any better, because usually they don’t.
We have these subway trains that go end to end so there’s no individual cars, just one whole train. Anyways this guy was power walking from end to end (which I get, it’s cool to walk the whole train) but he did this for a good 10,stops just power walking back and forth. He was talking like he was having a conversation with someone but the worst part was that the train wasn’t completely empty. It was moderately full and so there would be people standing that he would push aside very forcefully as he passed them. I just wanted so bad to trip this guy.
I’m almost disappointed he didn’t get run over.
Geez people just wait until the light tells you you can go. You’re not being a badass.
He didn’t pay to enter and all he did as he walked down the platform was brag about it.