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arkenstoneaeternalis:

We must gather a search party!

I KNOW A TOM HIDDLESTON!!!!!!!!!! 

We must capture him and study him for science!

Yessssss for scieeeeeeeeeeeeeenceee

lovethellamas:

lmaoroflcoppter:

lovethellamas:

arkenstoneaeternalis:

We must gather a search party!

I KNOW A TOM HIDDLESTON!!!!!!!!!! 

We must capture him and study him for science!

Yessssss for scieeeeeeeeeeeeeenceee

michaxl:

bus starts moving and you havent sat down yet

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cockenblog:

Found a new kind of subway asshole! This fartknocker in blue got on and leaned his full body against a pole that a bunch of people were holding. Everyone else has since removed their hands, but I’m going anywhere because I don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Oh i know this asshole well.

Last week, ran into one. I tapped him on the shoulder and said “hey man, you probably shouldn’t lean on the pole.” And he looked at me a little surprised and a little bit like a hardass. And said, “Ok, sorry. I didn’t know I was doing anything wrong.” But he said it in a way that was kind of sarcastic? And I said “Oh don’t worry about it, man,” pretending to miss the sarcasm entirely, which I think just made him more embarrassed and mad. Not satisfied with the results of our encounter, he said to me 10 seconds later, “Is this alright now? Am I doing it right?” and I said, “Yeah, man, that’s much better.”

the best way to educate jerks is to just pretend that they didn’t know any better, because usually they don’t.

This guy on the train was so crazy.

We have these subway trains that go end to end so there’s no individual cars, just one whole train. Anyways this guy was power walking from end to end (which I get, it’s cool to walk the whole train) but he did this for a good 10,stops just power walking back and forth. He was talking like he was having a conversation with someone but the worst part was that the train wasn’t completely empty. It was moderately full and so there would be people standing that he would push aside very forcefully as he passed them. I just wanted so bad to trip this guy.

Today me and my sister saw this woman on the street who must have been high or something cause she was walking around in a bikini top that didn’t even hold her boobs. It was just laying flat on her boobs like she forgot what they were for. She was mumbling some stuff and kinda walking diagonally…. It was weird.

Yesterday some crazy guy decided to walk across a busy intersection DESPITE the fact that the pedestrian lights told him no and several cars honked at his stupidity as they drove by.

I’m almost disappointed he didn’t get run over. 

People who think they can jaywalk slowly in a busy intersection probably deserves to get hit.

Geez people just wait until the light tells you you can go. You’re not being a badass.

 

There was this guy on the subway who went into a subway platform using the handicapped poll machine after another person went through it.

He didn’t pay to enter and all he did as he walked down the platform was brag about it.